There she blows!–there she blows! A hump like a snow-hill! It is Moby Dick, the evil Twitter whale!
. . . from hell’s heart I stab at thee [ye damn Twitter Whale]; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee.
All that most maddens and torments; all that stirs up the lees of things; all truth with malice in it; all that cracks the sinews and cakes the brain; all the subtle demonisms of life and thought; all evil, to crazy Geoff Livingston, were visibly personified, and made practically assailable in Moby Dick. He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.
Inspired by Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. Image by Sonny Gill.
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Truly, truly tragic.
[...] U Failed Me 4 The Last Time! September 11, 2008 Posted by majortk in far out, nsfw, random stuff, rants, tech, wtf. Tags: fail whale, failure, gwen stefani, moby, moby dick, twitter trackback i don’t much like moby, moby dick, gwen stefani licking his bold head. but how does one deal with a dick that just keeps popping up whenever? that came out all wrong and messy but my point (however pointy and whatever it may be) is that fail whale assails my cheery demeanor with inevitability of failure that it represents. so i quite enjoy this illustration of defiance in the face of no uncertain doom.harpooned fail whale copylifted via birds from geofflivingston.com [...]
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