The Big Facebook Screw

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Since Facebook’s mandatory Timeline conversion and IPO last spring, we’ve been screwed.

In what can only be described as the coup d’etat of strategy plays, Facebook got the world and businesses hooked on its network. Then the social network leveraged its monopoly power, and pulled the ultimate bait and switch in history. Facebook implemented its Timeline interface.

Timeline sabotaged traditional brand page performance, created a money generation vehicle, and sacrificed its users privacy for business purposes.

Screwed Once: Businesses

In order to regain similar or better performance levels, companies and organizations must now buy Facebook advertising.

Worse, instead of customer engagement — arguably the primary benefit of Facebook fan engagement — brands now buy “visibility” on Timeline. That’s because Facebook isn’t very good for delivering advertising ROI, in spite of COO Sheryl Sandberg’s master Timeline product plan.

Screwed Twice: The Street

Oh, speaking of poor financial performance, that brings about the second screwed group of Facebook “friends”: The Street.

Investment houses got f*@(ed by Facebook, seduced by the hype of a no-value no dividend stock and its craptastic IPO performance. The Wall Street Journal detailed Facebook’s wooing of social media ignorant investment houses this week in what can only be viewed as an unflattering article.

Screwed Thrice: The Average Joe

Last but not least, there’s us the consumer, the data point to be shamelessly mined and sold to Facebook advertisers with our faces emblazoned on bad social ads.

Facebook has become the greatest destroyer of privacy in modern history dating back to the industrial era and the creation of social security numbers. Timeline tweaks constantly challenge our privacy and how public we are, part of Mark Zuckerberg’s quest to make all aspects of our lives social and thus sellable.

No Recourse

What’s a brand, investor or average user to do? Nothing. Facebook has monopoly strength and leveraged it in the ultimate strategy end game.

Yes, you can say this is the price of free network usage. But, increasingly we’re all paying for this, through our mutual funds, our marketing budgets, and the prostitution of our privacy.

Thanks, Mark and Sheryl. We’re thrilled to be screwed. After all, we’re all too vested to leave, right?

What do you think of Facebook’s actions over the past year?